No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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