Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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