Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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