White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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