So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
wow bdsm is so cute
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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