Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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