He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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