Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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