my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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