I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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