marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
