worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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