so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
This toilet bowl is my home.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
