Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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