All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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