the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
