i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
She told me I should be a condom model.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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