I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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