I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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