windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Enjoy the penises
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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