You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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