Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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