Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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