Whod you bang
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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