it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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