Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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