Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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