So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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