For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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