he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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