You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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