did you get engaged???
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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