I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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