gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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