The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
