how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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