I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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