My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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