You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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