it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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