Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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