Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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