Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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