My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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