Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
