The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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