Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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