But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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