Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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