Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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