Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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