I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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