woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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