I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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